A Plan Comes Together

It’s late and I’m bushwacked! Not much else to say, so I’ll just post the comic and get to sleep!

Transcripts

Panel 1 Quail: Captain Haddock, report coming in from Lt. Barley's platoon; it looks like some of his men are in control of the lead vehicle Haddock: Well I'll be... those squatting lunatics have just positioned the enemy in PRIME BOMBARDMENT RANGE! Panel 2 Haddock: Radio the Artillery teams to fire at will. Panel 4 Haddock: ...And try to avoid hitting the trukk with our men on it!

English transcript submitted by Sgt. Panz on
Posted on March 4, 2010 at 10:41 am in The Gutklobba Waaagh and tagged with , . Follow responses to this post with the comments feed.

27 Responses

  1. Anonymouse says:

    Calculus would most probably be an Astropath…Yes, TinTin, by today’s standards, would indeed be considered rather racist, but you need to put it in context of the time it was written. It certainly didn’t play any heavier on racial stereotypes than, say, Looney Tunes did at the time. Besides, the Imperium of Man is about as racist as you can get…

  2. Motherplucker says:

    “Xenist” Would probably be a better term really, they don’t seem to care what colour your skin is, just as long as you’re not carrying around an extra set of limbs…

  3. Lt. Commander Jaxom says:

    I swear, if those idiots survive what comes next, they all deserve medals. Seriously though, what a plan! This officer recomends each and every one of them for the Steel Aquila.

  4. Death From Above says:

    Good strip. And yes captains of the guard care about their men. Not so sure about colonels though *cough* *cough*

  5. mixerria says:

    @Death From Above:
    I think, it mostly depends on the regiment.
    For example, no officer in a Valhallan regiment(Link: http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Valhallan_Ice_Warriors) would care about any normal soldier, because they really have to much of them.

    @ Comic: Short, but good.

  6. kingofgays says:

    Where is the next comic?! Thee king demands it!!!! Get drawing know wat im sayin?!

  7. Daimyo Shi says:

    Wait a Guard Commander actaully saying to not hit his own men! Heretic!

  8. Iwontgivemynametoyou says:

    I still don’t understand why a *guard* commander would give two ****S about his men. Even in a real tactical situation, the opportunity to utterly destroy your enemy is too great to give concerns about a handful of men. Besides, manpower is the cheapest and most numerous resource in the imperium. These guys are about as expendable as it can get.

  9. fired bugs yum says:

    lol so true Iwontgivemynametoyou they are expendable… just kill them lol!!!!

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